Finally at Reality TV show I can sink my teeth into, heck, I may try and find a way to audition.
Here’s a exclusive carcutt.net look at my audition character.
Internet Man
Origin: Formerly a server technichian at an AOL POP, he was called in to monitor routine automated maintenence. He was playing a session of WOW to pass the time when he spilled his cherry coke into his laptop at the exact same moment the server was completing its diagnostics and lightning just happen to hit the building. Since the server and the laptop were sharing the same broadband connection which the lightning traveled though, the effect of all three actions happening simutaniously empowered “IM” with a new and totaly unique set of powers.
Powers: IM’s brain is permanently connected to the internet. He has complete and total knowledge of all the information available online. He can also interact with internet applications giving him the ability to communicate with anyone online in any format. His favorite of course is “IM”s. Any devices or database connected to the internet are completely accessable to him and he has the ability to manipulate them at will.
Attitude: Think of him as a Ubber Organic Hacker with a bit of a softspot for helping those who normal society tends to shun … Geeks.
Weakness: Spam, both kinds electronic and the potted meat. A DOS attack will also take him down as long as it is running.
Ok … I wanna hear who you come up with. :)
BTW: Tod I am seeing Superman tonight, I’ll post about it tomorrow and you can comment away!
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Hmm… Interesting.. I would think for some reason I end up being evil… =)
So I know this doesn’t belong here, but I totally just hit lvl 60!!!!!!!!
w00t!!! Now onto work with 4 hours of sleep, eh, it was worth it.
I’ll give this a shot.
STATIC
Origin: Self taught technology tinker; wanna-be rocker; and self made home improvement business man. Started out as a carpet installer. Soon after high school, he developed a way to use the static electricity he picked up crawling on carpets into recharge the battery in his AM transistor radio. During his mid-twenties, a time when he played rock and roll music on the weekends, he improved this technology to boost the amps for his electric guitar. He made good money selling guitar amplifiers that went to setting 11 instead of just 10. These amps were a hit with glam-rock bands like “Spinal Tap” and “Technoid”. As a thirty-something he was mugged at a childrens’ amusement park, an event that set him on a path of fighting crime.
Powers: Static has built a suit that attacts and absorbs static electricity which it stores into a massive number of interconnected watch and hearing aid batteries that are sewn into it. Controls on his gauntlets allow him to take this extremely “high voltage” and “miniscule amperage” electric potential, and dial the amps up to 11. This allows him to emit a static spark that has the ability to disrupt or shut down anything that has an electrical component. This includes, PCs, cars and most humans.
Attitude: Considers himself to have a great wit, and is constantly making wisecracks and telling puns. For the most part he only rubs people the wrong way.
Weakness: Anything wet.
hello? Hello?anybody out there?
John: I keep waiting for your “Superman Returns” review, since you are the biggest Superman fan I know.
Hope your absence is because your are busy having fun and getting the new house in order, etc., and not because you are sick or something.
– Steve
Congratulations, John! I just Googled Carol Hardin. Your site was first.
I feel I should ease everyone’s mind…John is just fine he has been SO busy with his work and finishing up the house plus making time for Jordan and me. No matter what he has going on he never leaves us out (Andy too)
Steve- thanks for your concern :-)
Doris- Hi! I’m sure John will get a kick out of that. I’ll tell him about it later tonight.
Does anyone remember a cartoon superhero called The Tick? His battle cry was “Spoon!” He was a great superhero for homemakers since he said, “I’m doing laundry!” Great way to con your kids into washing some clothes. :-)